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"I am going to eat you for lunch!" said the fox.
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"Wait!" replied the rabbit.
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"Oh yeah? Why should I wait?" g∪úwwW.fAIRY-Tale。iNfOР
"Well, I am just finishing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" ㄘwWw。fAIry-tALE.inFOyο
"Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit."
"Not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself." μほwWw.fAirY-taLE。InFo
"You really are crazy!" But since the fox was curious, he went with the rabbit. The fox never came out.
A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.
"Wait!" yelled the rabbit, "you can't eat me right now." ㄢヘwww.FAIRY-talE.infOū7
"And why might that be?"
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" The wolf laughed: "Maybe I shouldn't eat you; you really are sick ... in the head." ョm‖wWw.faIRy-tale.iNfO※ッˊ
"Come and read it for yourself; you can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions."
So the wolf went down into the rabbit's hole and never came out.
The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, "What's up? You seem very happy." ホrWwW.FaIry-TALe.iNfo∑Hfヴて
"Yup, I just finished my thesis."
"Congratulations. What's it about?" テWWw.fAiRY-TAle.INfo∞З
"'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'" ㄨてwww.FaIRY-taLe。InFoj∽
"Are you sure? That doesn't sound right." ДWww。fAIrY-TALE.INFoシち9
"Oh yes. Come and read it for yourself." www。FAIrY-tale。INfOめぅ±ξ(
So together they went down into the rabbit's hole. As they entered, the friend saw the typical graduate abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. And to the right there was a pile of fox bones, on the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well-fed lion, who was the rabbit's advisor.
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