Caff - a cafe, often cheap and local.'Shall we head down to the caff for lunch, Sarah?'

Cake-hole - Mouth. 'If he stopped using his cake-hole so much we might have some peace and quiet around here!'

Cackhanded - Clumsy, devoid of dexterity. 'Young Simon is too cackhanded for a job at the garage.' ㄆWｗw.ＦaｉＲY-tａｌe．iNＦoャ2ㄅ

Cancer stick - Cigarette.' Got any cancer sticks with you?' むοＷｗw．FＡｉＲｙ－Ｔale。InfＯ2υㄦ

Camp - Gay, or effeminate style of movement. Anyone can be 'camp' even if not gay.' I like the hat, Richard, but it's a little too camp for you.' ｗww.fＡｉｒy-tａＬe.Ｉｎfｏ

Caned - Very drunk, intoxicated.'After last night she was so caned!'

ョwww。ｆＡＩRＹ－tＡLｅ．iｎfｏˊ

Cans - Headphones. 'Put the cans on and let's hear how the music sounds.' ∈ねＷｗw。FaIRy－TａLe.ＩｎＦＯゃニiò9@

Carrot top - Someone with ginger or red hair.' Your sister is a real carrot top, James.' МフつWWW.FAirY－ｔＡＬE.iNｆｏたヱòㄤωㄐ

Catching flies - To sit blankly with your mouth open.' Hey Victoria, wake up! She's catching flies.' ǎキゑПＷｗｗ.fAiｒY－ｔＡLｅ。Ｉｎfｏふス≠ハТ